So Lady Gaga butt sexed Fallout Boy?

No this isn't some unfounded rumour, well to my knowledge it's not! I am just so ticked off when I turn on the radio or a music channel and every single artist out there has synth'd their voice! And it gets worse...

Lady Gaga butt sexed Fallout Boy

I'm sorry but I actually can't bring myself to click on that link anymore! It's not just the smooth and computer generated voice, the cool and hip electro noises and beeps and bops but the insane and ridiculous lyrics...

"Cause I'd Get A thousand Hugs
From Ten-thousand Lightning Bugs
As They Try To Teach me How To Dance"

I like creative and pretentious poetry and lyrics as much as the next douchebag but when did our standards drop so low that we actually make this a number one song?! I don't claim to know everything about music, in fact the vast majority of my friends would tell you that I have probably the worst taste in music ever - I don't care what Lady Gaga wore, I don't think Michael Buble is sexy and who the hell is Ashley Tisdale?! Gone are the days when music actually had some depth to it, when we sat in our rooms and sang along to Alanis or airdrummed to Nirvana hell we even liked Britney Spears back then! Now you don't make it big unless you call yourself something weird but provocative and synthesise yourself so much that it's hard to tell the difference between your latest single and a warning from R2-D2!

I know not everyone is going to agree with me, in fact many of you will think I am just talking out my ass but I am beginning to think that music has lost its soul.
When the Internet is crammed full of conspiracies linking the Gaga to the Illuminati ... you know that something is wrong.
Fuck she might be a musical genius but I know what I don't like and I don't like the music of today. No, I am not 63 years old but I am worried about our future, when we are all grown up and have our own obnoxious little adults screaming their latest fad singer's song at us who are we going to have to look back on and embarrass them with. Will we still be playing Miley Cyrus in the car? Singing Rihanna in the shower? Blowing dust off our old My Chemical Romance Cd's?

I'm not a psychic I can't predict the future but I'm not bothered, I'm just going to stick on some 'Christopher Dallman' (ie GOOD MUSIC) and rock back and forth in the shower until someone stops the all seeing Lady Illumati...